The art of passive-aggressive Facebook status' and posts.
Yes, it's an art.
It requires several skills and qualities that some do not possess.
- You must care very little about this person you refer to, and very much about yourself.
- You must not mind that nice people see you as a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins.
- You must be prepared to endure criticism from those who recognize the childish actions you take part in.
- You must be snippy, bold, and blunt.
- Your tone must remain angry, sarcastic, and forceful.
But finally, it must make you feel refreshed and all powerful, and will FOR SURE fix any problem you're having.
Okay, BYE passive-aggressive Facebookers.
There's too many of you going around.
OHMYGOSH. I just read this for the first time! I had no idea you also said cotton-headed-ninny-muggins!!! OH MY GOSH!
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